I hear the screams of things that bleed
The messages in gore which I cannot read.
Call me a monster, call me a beast
Call me an ambulance, it’s time for the feast!
You can’t hide, so just keep runnin’!
Hang on there, I gotta AXE you somethin’!
Cracking your skull with a meaty thunk
Spilling your brains, oh now that’s the stuff!
Welcome aboard the Psycho Express!
Splattered my windshield, now you’re a mess!
Stab me, burn me, shoot me, make my spine tickle!
But I will always have the shiniest meat bicycle!
Let’s kill more to impress the pretty lady!
(And hope she realizes I need her to save me.)
I hope she can hear my bloodbath song!
(Just how long is this wreck gonna go on?)
Pistols, sluggies, snipers, shotguns, boom!
I bring a healthy, balanced breakfast of DOOM!
(I think this singing is starting to pretzel our brain.)
But I’m still the conductor of the poop train!
You can take the jellied fantasies I’ll never get back!
(But we’re still coming for you, Handsome Jack.)
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In honor of Pandora's most lovable, and most disturbed, Psycho, I wrote a little something inspired by Krieg.
Krieg is by far my most favorite character of borderlands. and you made something for him so i say this
THIS IS SO BADASS
THIS IS SO BADASS
Much obliged. He was definitely one of my favorite vault hunters as well, and I particularly enjoyed his dialogue, so I wanted to try and play around with that.
Love it, nicely done!
Nice poem gearbox should use it 4 a krieg outburst dialog
Thanks! I gotta say that several lines were inspired by his rants, so. Probably wouldn't work out, but thanks anyways!
that was really awsome you did great work